Pmiff.
That is the first thing I would like to say.

You know you've hit an all time low when what you really wish for is a clean clean house and you start learning how to do laundry 'for fun'.
There flies my future out the window.

I can only run the fan in my room for so long, before it starts twitching and threatening to fall on me. This is after I tried tightening the screw on the plate that stabilises it. Ladders are dangerous when you fall from them. Especially big red ones.

My air conditioner is old. I can't really run that either, because it randomly starts screeching like a banshee. I do not kid, I stress on the words 'like a BANSHEE'.
Also, when it screeches, it does it in time with whatever music I play.
_{I'm too scared to sleep at night.}

Our youth group went to church on Thursday to clean this ancient drumset we have.
I got smashed from the fumes of the polishing liquid and the sugar in the soda I was drinking.
But as God is my witness, by the end of it, those cymbals were gleaming.

I write this in hope that others will find laughter in otherwise really annoying situations.
Toodles.